The Aldi version of Punk IPA is called Anti-Establishment IPA

Years ago i cut through my fingerprint and it can't heal properly

Feeding warning attached to baby goat’s horns

An Adolf Hitler action figure with movable limbs at the antique store.

Saw this cat with a perfectly split face at a pet shop.

The worlds most toxic Nettle bush locked behind glass

The sports bra I just bought has 17 tags sewn inside

MASH shirt that has been vacuum sealed for almost 20 years

Receipt from last purchase I made in World Trade Center mall

This screwdriver is so old, the advertised phone number only has 5 digits.

Someone at my work is stealing vanilla extract to drink in the restrooms

I found a cast iron skillet in my bushes that wasn’t there yesterday

I have a hickey looking birthmark in an unfortunate place

I grew an heirloom tomato that looks like a booty.

An elevator factory.

This candy wrapper indicating that the colour orange is a registered trademark

This ice looks like a mug

My doctor's office waiting room has 6 different types of chairs

Today I received a package with 259 stamps on it

The sunlight made my Tide bottle look radioactive