An Adolf Hitler action figure with movable limbs at the antique store.

Saw this cat with a perfectly split face at a pet shop.

The worlds most toxic Nettle bush locked behind glass

The sports bra I just bought has 17 tags sewn inside

MASH shirt that has been vacuum sealed for almost 20 years

Receipt from last purchase I made in World Trade Center mall

This screwdriver is so old, the advertised phone number only has 5 digits.

Someone at my work is stealing vanilla extract to drink in the restrooms

I found a cast iron skillet in my bushes that wasn’t there yesterday

I have a hickey looking birthmark in an unfortunate place

I grew an heirloom tomato that looks like a booty.

An elevator factory.

This candy wrapper indicating that the colour orange is a registered trademark

This ice looks like a mug

My doctor's office waiting room has 6 different types of chairs

Today I received a package with 259 stamps on it

The sunlight made my Tide bottle look radioactive

AT&T bill doesn’t cover postage

My ENT has a shadow box of items removed from patients in the waiting room.

I have a magnet that vets use on livestock animals. After ingesting, it stays on their stomach until they die and it prevents needles, nails etc. from injuring the stomach wall.