The way this gecko died in my bathroom

Sky looked like a river

My Haagen-Dazs came with two sticks

I can’t afford a Labubu, so bought a $2 Labubu holder and filled it with dog hair.

Stumbled across this rock perfectly sitting on an 8ft stump, way out in the middle of nowhere

Came home to a DoorDash delivery (that I didn’t order) of one Taco Bell sauce packet

The way my rats eat peas

Insane Clown Posse Dog!

This cup of coffee I got in a train has their entire menu printed on it.

Spotted a brilliant blue roly-poly [Armadillidium vulgare] in my front yard. I thought it's some rare variant, but turns out it's actually caused by a virus

My recycling bags came with no perforations for a large section.

In my city they put an Audi next to an Aldi

The worker doing my random drug test had a marijuana leaf tattoo on her hand

My new suitcase uses a permanent label and a bright zipper on its hidden compartment

I have no fingernails

This mexican restaurant used to be a KFC and they just painted a sombrero, mustache, and poncho over the Col. Sanders images.

Smash glass hammer replaced with push pin on my bus

Someone bought, used, then returned a suit with a wedding toast inside the pocket

my sister’s chick fil a nugget is shaped like a poodle

Our watermelon started bubbling