I can’t afford a Labubu, so bought a $2 Labubu holder and filled it with dog hair.

Stumbled across this rock perfectly sitting on an 8ft stump, way out in the middle of nowhere

Came home to a DoorDash delivery (that I didn’t order) of one Taco Bell sauce packet

The way my rats eat peas

Insane Clown Posse Dog!

This cup of coffee I got in a train has their entire menu printed on it.

Spotted a brilliant blue roly-poly [Armadillidium vulgare] in my front yard. I thought it's some rare variant, but turns out it's actually caused by a virus

My recycling bags came with no perforations for a large section.

In my city they put an Audi next to an Aldi

The worker doing my random drug test had a marijuana leaf tattoo on her hand

My new suitcase uses a permanent label and a bright zipper on its hidden compartment

I have no fingernails

This mexican restaurant used to be a KFC and they just painted a sombrero, mustache, and poncho over the Col. Sanders images.

Smash glass hammer replaced with push pin on my bus

Someone bought, used, then returned a suit with a wedding toast inside the pocket

my sister’s chick fil a nugget is shaped like a poodle

Our watermelon started bubbling

This tree kind of exploded

I’m 58, my beard is almost entirely grey but there’s no grey at all on my head

This Whole Hair Was Stuck Under My Eyelid and Wrapped Around My Eye