Someone bought, used, then returned a suit with a wedding toast inside the pocket

my sister’s chick fil a nugget is shaped like a poodle

Our watermelon started bubbling

This tree kind of exploded

I’m 58, my beard is almost entirely grey but there’s no grey at all on my head

This Whole Hair Was Stuck Under My Eyelid and Wrapped Around My Eye

Knocked this decoration over by accident (it was all caps) it broke in the perfect spot

Roommate brought home a bucket of chips

Me and my cat have matching birthmarks on our faces.

My Body Hates Mosquito Bites

I built my own Terminator.

My wife's water heater has failed today. It's almost 31yrs old.

Owl hit my window, leaving a perfect silhouette

This bag of dog food has unusually text-heavy packaging

This cross walk button asks you not to push it

A big ass chunk of obsidian my son found

This house comes with free tacos

I found an egg in my bike helmet

large bruising at my hand 2 days after a practice IV insertion

My IV was placed on the side of my thumb instead of the usual spot