Roommate brought home a bucket of chips

Me and my cat have matching birthmarks on our faces.

My Body Hates Mosquito Bites

I built my own Terminator.

My wife's water heater has failed today. It's almost 31yrs old.

Owl hit my window, leaving a perfect silhouette

This bag of dog food has unusually text-heavy packaging

This cross walk button asks you not to push it

A big ass chunk of obsidian my son found

This house comes with free tacos

I found an egg in my bike helmet

large bruising at my hand 2 days after a practice IV insertion

My IV was placed on the side of my thumb instead of the usual spot

Barbara L. Williams memorial flag display case for sale in an outlet store in Costa Rica

This mcdonalds only has one golden arch

Saw the Mystery Machine on the road today.

My knee spontaneously doubled in size

Snails decided to climb this tree and hang out in bunches.

Someone put tiny tables for the pigeons on this sign

Had to add a B for the billion dollar powerball.