My girlfriend fell with her bike and her eyelashes are embedded in her broken glasses

My Japanese nail clipper came with a strange inscription

Piece of metal that was stuck on top of one of my wife’s back teeth after eating spaghetti

The frame on this picture has been slightly carved to accommodate Charlie Chaplin's hat

Found out this glass on my home's outdoor light is a peanut jar c.1984.

A picture of the actual pistol I found in the hotel community restroom yesterday.

For some reason theres a cross made out of cars on a road near where I live

a hot air balloon landed in my back yard last night

The size of my father's gallbladder stone. Asymptomatic.

Sticker on a construction machine

Today is my 10,000th day alive

Dog had back surgery. The hair around the surgical scar is growing back faster.

This cat we’ve adopted today

Somehow the stove got bumped on with the sugar on the burner

McDonald's in Portugal serves drinks with no lid and no straw

My croissant looks like the rebel alliance symbol from Star Wars

This giant carrot

The lotion left over looks like a cat

My hotel’s alarm clock has a side window so you can seethe time from the bed.

A bunch of heart shaped rocks found while digging up my backyard