The size of my father's gallbladder stone. Asymptomatic.

Sticker on a construction machine

Today is my 10,000th day alive

Dog had back surgery. The hair around the surgical scar is growing back faster.

This cat we’ve adopted today

Somehow the stove got bumped on with the sugar on the burner

McDonald's in Portugal serves drinks with no lid and no straw

My croissant looks like the rebel alliance symbol from Star Wars

This giant carrot

The lotion left over looks like a cat

My hotel’s alarm clock has a side window so you can seethe time from the bed.

A bunch of heart shaped rocks found while digging up my backyard

Old 1954 1000 dollar bill from Canada

This clothes hanger display at my local Walmart constructed with 4 extension ladders

Sun reflects directly onto a building and makes it look like it's on fire

This “sculpture” at the colorectal surgeon’s office.

My wife puts Tabasco sauce on her pancakes, no syrup.

A bill someone paid with at my old job

This restaurant in Switzerland puts ice in their butter dish

Found this absolutely diabolical doorstop at the elementary school I work at.