Strangest mosquito bite I’ve every had.

My desk doesn't want me assembling it with an Uzi

It’s so flat in Mississippi that you can see it raining in the next town over.

Ice cube looks like it has a cigarette butt inside

Found this strand of my hair today and it has like 30 splits in it!!

Mexican McDonald’s gives you Jalapeño sauce with your burger

Found my forgotten banana in my desk.

My husband’s medicine is packed with ice packs that contain plant food

Found out why my front door latch was sticking, turns out it was an orchid bee nest

This pissing polar bear in front of a museum

Dog just hopped on the tram, slept through 5 stops, and left.

I ordered 2 vials of epinephrine and they came packed in 10ml syringes.

The "sealed solution" from this COVID test is basically gone

My old phone case of 4 years (left) Vs this new one I just got today (right)

Wine bottle broke but is still intact

This old $100 bill has a red serial number instead of the usual green

I saw a chipmunk eat a frog

Paid with a hundred and got three different $20’s

I have 4 lines on my right hand pinky finger.

This Wednesday-Friday pill holder my sister got me