The Lithuanian president built his new house on top of his old house.

I’ve got two differing hairtypes, no matter what I do. This is freshly cut.

These “Enlarged To Show Detail” crackers are smaller than the actual crackers.

My fingers are not straight

A pool being built for a high school sports center

This battery finally died after 10 years, it was in the wall mounted digital clock/calendar/thermometer in my garage. It's Toys R Us brand.

One of my fries did not completely waffle

My grandpa was an officer in the 70’s, and saved these dice made by prisoners for 50 years

My cat randomly grew one white whisker. They’ve always been all black.

This Seagate power adapter came with 2 US style plugs: one with holes and one without

My new book explicitly states no AI was used in writing it.

This bridge is wildly curved and bikers are known to fall off it.

Bluetooth Cassette Tape

This grasshopper on the windows at my work looks like it's wearing a graphic t-shirt of a dog wearing glasses.

these crutches don’t have recognised height of 5’0”

My Uber has a blown out airbag

This tree slowly consuming metal

My freshly painted Barn

My wife’s surrobaby’s weight and length matches his day of birth.

My Horlicks turned into a solid block and I had to grate it.