My Uber has a blown out airbag

This tree slowly consuming metal

My freshly painted Barn

My wife’s surrobaby’s weight and length matches his day of birth.

My Horlicks turned into a solid block and I had to grate it.

This truck has a giant decal of Stormtroopers on its back window

3800 year old toilet in Greece. Not much different than today's

My flatmate just sliced his avocado pit in half

I was sealing an asphalt driveway and I somehow perfectly stained one nail black

Fresh cut zucchini secreting slimy liquid substance only around the outside edge, gave it the lick test, tastes bitter and gave me cotton mouth

My Chocolate Vine (Akebia quinata) fruited this year

Witness the bizarre feet of a California Coot

I’ve somehow managed to keep this rings lifetime warranty for 22 years and they’re still honoring it. I was 12 when I got it.

My Walmart pillow doesn't say "pillow" anywhere on the packaging.

My grandma wrote my uncle a note in 2003

Most commonly used numbers in a PIN

My mailman was wearing a Captain America shield while delivering

A Green Banana Runt

The final clause of my tux rental agreement "requires" that I dance at the event.

My chocolate milk looks like the silhouette of a man