The house we moved into has a glow in the dark toilet seat

my assistant principals tried to scare off some turkeys but ended up getting chased

Malaysia has motorcycle-only express lanes running alongside major highways.

The way my wife leaves her pants makes me laugh

This rum cork is also a stamp

Found very old beer can while running Ethernet cable through a wall

I found an unseparated pack of fruit snacks. All the fruit snacks are in the bottom of the bag.

Shirt tag says to not wear shirt as pants

My cat looks like a garnish in my drink

These meeting minutes from a college student center D&D\RPG club, 1992

Husband’s reaction at the gym when his body temp goes up too quickly

My 2 year old accidentally ate his fortune.

Banner left for co-worker today inside the office

There was a twig in my granola bar

On my birth certificate the attending Dr signed the cert before I was born.

I was adopted from Russia in ‘96 but my passport they gave me still says USSR

I told my neighbour I think his garage roof needs to be replaced. These are growing from under the multiple layers of shingles.

The brand of this toothbrush

I collect soil samples from places I visit

Lobster claw from back in the day