On my birth certificate the attending Dr signed the cert before I was born.

I was adopted from Russia in ‘96 but my passport they gave me still says USSR

I told my neighbour I think his garage roof needs to be replaced. These are growing from under the multiple layers of shingles.

The brand of this toothbrush

I collect soil samples from places I visit

Lobster claw from back in the day

Uncrustable with crust

Some of the milk during my final pump while weaning my baby looks like Gatorade

The homeless in Colorado Springs tapped into the lighting wiring to charge their devices.

The kids area of this German furniture store

This new bench in London can be slept on

Moved to another building for work. It has this arch in stairwell.

The use of wires to keep birds off these umbrellas

This uninterrupted rainbow I shot last weekend.

This rubber thing looks like a treble clef.

My sleepy tea left a near perfect heart shape in my cup

This Budweiser being sold at Meijer was brewed yesterday

Built my own cabinet and it looks like Sid from ice age evolving into a bird

Heart Hands in the Sky

Yeast copied the square pattern on my bowl while activating