My hand is still red in cold weather on the same spots after burning it 6 month ago

My squid had a fish inside it.

The voting ballot for the next Dutch election is wider than my table.

Sign at the entrance of a local corn maze.

This Philz Coffee was sick of people asking them for pumpkin spice lattes.

This table in A&W is made from 7810 recycled chopsticks

Lightning struck this house 20yrs ago, finally found the mark while stripping old vinyl siding.

Squirrels have eaten approximately 30% of the steering wheel on my parent's lawnmower.

New device came with a DIRECTLY rechargeable battery

5 fire alarms in a row in the ceiling of my hotel room

CVS has a dog toy that pokes fun at their receipt length.

Our zucchini looks like it has Elvish writing on it

My moisturiser grew something unidentifiable

Old bottle of menthol that crystallized

my chicken tender looked like a bear

Went to register at a new town. Received bread and salt as a welcome

These snails all seem to love this pole.

This ginger cat lined up with his bros

The Letchworth State Park Museum has covered up their Native American displays until they can be returned or displayed with permission.

My son is “graduating” to a lower level NICU and they gave him a graduation cap