Our zucchini looks like it has Elvish writing on it

My moisturiser grew something unidentifiable

Old bottle of menthol that crystallized

my chicken tender looked like a bear

Went to register at a new town. Received bread and salt as a welcome

These snails all seem to love this pole.

This ginger cat lined up with his bros

The Letchworth State Park Museum has covered up their Native American displays until they can be returned or displayed with permission.

My son is “graduating” to a lower level NICU and they gave him a graduation cap

Big bag of peanut butter pretzels I got uses velcro to close instead of a typical ziplock type bag

Saw a squirrel sneaking past this red tail hawk, while walking home from work. [OC]

Mosquito bite traveling down my vein

My lasagna steam was straight as an arrow

My ice cream added a new ingredient that people could be allergic to.

Left some blood droplets on the kitchen counter, overnight, they turned into a pringle shape

Tape dispenser broke open to reveal plaster that looks like cheese

One of the rolls in my pack of paper towels was short

My new shirt just arrived, but tag says no sunlight

Ad for gambling on the length of the government shutdown on a bus station in DC

Found these pills in my pepto bismol ultra bottle