Mosquito bite traveling down my vein

My lasagna steam was straight as an arrow

My ice cream added a new ingredient that people could be allergic to.

Left some blood droplets on the kitchen counter, overnight, they turned into a pringle shape

Tape dispenser broke open to reveal plaster that looks like cheese

One of the rolls in my pack of paper towels was short

My new shirt just arrived, but tag says no sunlight

Ad for gambling on the length of the government shutdown on a bus station in DC

Found these pills in my pepto bismol ultra bottle

My MacBook Pro has ) on the 9 key instead of (

Cracow, Poland

My coffee looks like a balding man with a pointy nose

My girlfriend and I accidentally got each other the same card for our 5 year anniversary

A Toys R Us just opened in the mall near me

Price of a 24-pack of Red Bull in Northwestern Alaska

The way my cup broke when I filled it with water

Took out my contact lenses and ants started eating it

Video mapping at Prague's biggest digital art event Signal Festival gone wrong.

A neon green Kohler toilet

AI-generated pasta types at a London deli