My fridge came with a little pamphlet that indicates where the random sounds come from

Someone is stealing turf from my local council park

I got them to open the 4 inch closet

Unhappy coffee

My Trader Joe’s sells fertilised eggs in the eggs section

There's a mall restaurant in the Philippines called Orange Brutus.

Found the same loaf but in 2 different colours

Won every spot on a scratch off

My dogs right ear looks like it was put on backwards.

Tiny bottle of softdrinks (130ml)

Double Egg-Yolk

Milk bottle after being used as a handbrake for about 300 feet

Two Bears, One Dumpster

Some of my garlic cloves have turned the colour and consistency of cheddar cheese

The hotel room’s number is displayed 4 times

I got a big sprinkle

An oil tanker went right by us at the beach

The face in this chicken wing

Here in Latvia you can buy mandatory car insurance from a kiosk at the DMV

My cat's whiskers are white on one side and black on the other.