Frames with photos of two separate engagements donated to the thrift store

This was a commercial flight with me and another passenger only. Flight service was a cooler behind my seat. Luggage behind the tarp.

This piece of yarn looks like death holding it’s scythe

My bedsheet has its colour palette printed on the bottom

Erosion in this brick, under where the gutter leaks water onto it

Cute heart on my bronzer!!

My permanent porch skeleton’s Halloween décor casts a perfectly spooky little spider shadow during the daytime.

This potato vaguely looks like a rubber ducky

The G in this new bath mat is upside-down

Super shit spices at my local car wash

My cat colours match the cat tree

This person had very dry shoes

The bath tub in my Tokyo hotel room doesn't have caulk.

I wiped my headphones with a wet wipe, and that logo appeared.

My grandmother's 1974 grocery order receipt living in rural Alaska

shrimp that looks like a seahorse

Self portrait of Ducreux that is not a meme

This ‘Naga Chill-i’ sauce doesn’t contain naga chillies. But does contain ketchup, salad cream and mint sauce.

The old shower handles in my company's gym have water temperature displays

Spirit Halloween sells tariff costumes