My lemon juice barrel froze solid and now looks like a party balloon

This doctor’s office has a copper doormat for disinfecting

The total hospital bill for my grandfather’s birth in 1948 was $108.33. That included 15 bucks for the delivery room.

My heart medication is heart-shaped

One of the fun facts sheets that comes with my pads.

Protien bar from Aldi’s is like a stick

CPU I purchased from eBay has a warranty void if removed sticker on the heat spreader

Company next to my house uses pink lights for their greenhouses

I found this massive Totino’s Pizza Roll when making lunch.

"Gigamax" instant noodles with over 2000 calories

My local supermarket carries “premium” shapes of ice for $7 a pound

A random woman wearing the same 2022 universal studios sweater, and identical pants…seeing the same movie. Sitting next to us.

The Swirl. My facial hair grows in a circular pattern at the back of my jawline.

Local urgent care sells Uno packs in the vending machine

Someone left this crazy rock outside our apartment building

My log splitter pushed a near perfect cylindrical core out of the center.

Fly that has something growing out of its back landed on my windshield today.

This ladder on my apartment building “disappears” if you stand at one precise spot in the garden

I just walked in to find my shower wall completely shattered.

My Fage yoghurt with honey looks like a preserved brain in formaldehyde.