Randomly spooky coffee jelly

Hand grenade from 16th century

My neighbour found a table with the inscription “3/30/51 5:20 pm cut off finger”

Thought it was a clock, turns out it’s a giant thermometer

Today i saw a really big pig while walking

My cat has no eyes

My strawberry was pregnant with a baby berry

Johnny Cash hidden in the tile of this bar top.

LED on arrow and long exposure shows spin and ballistic arc through flight

The different way we eat corn

This spider has a smiley butt

The last pancake looked like it had tree rings, from adding the last batter scraped off the mixing bowl

First tissue is long and taped together with something

My dishwasher tabs look like a Pokémon evolution

My medication for morning sickness has a pregnant woman on each pill

The pear I just cut open had a zig zag inside it

The customer in front of me in line at Home Depot brought his pet parrot

My mystery dumdum was half blueberry, half rootbeer

The University of North Texas marching band has 18 xylophones.

Bathroom mirror in a cafe in the Netherlands. I’m 6’1