This Currywurst in Germany is made by Volkswagen

I have a 50 year old toaster, never used, have box and all the paperwork

SanDisk labels the display ssd unit 0TB

There is a switch on top of my bathroom door in my apartment

Chicken losing colour with each print

Road crew spray-painted giant spool with 'Not Copper'

One of the diet mountain dew bottles isn't dyed green

A memorialized urinal

Vibrating saddle to cure hysteria by women.

Oddly specific speed limit sign at work

My school just adds another lock in the women's bathroom if the current one is broken

Bird sleeps in our wind chime every night

XXXXXL Condoms

At my 7-eleven this morning

My friends gaming chair that was made with a lean.

Bird flew into my car window

This five foot tall cheese wheel at my local grocery

All the bags of milk were cut open

When my washing machine comes to the end of it's cycle it likes to call me names.

Unopened can of Four Loko someone left in the break room over 10 years ago