Composition label included the AI prompt used to generate it

This viagra pizza in Egypt

My son’s psychiatric intake form would like to know if there’s a family history of “tendencies.”

Puzzles at my grandpa’s hospice that are AI generated

The Northern Lights are rarely seen in Indiana

Ants actively eating away the coating of olive oil from my cast-iron skillet in an organized effort

Very specific warning against clamshells on my university microwave

Somebody is building a Lego set in the seats next to me on a flight

Jelly Belly sells their rejects, they call them Belly Flops

This old gold crayon has turned green

This chess set teaches you how the pieces move

A solar panel on my roof was hit by a stray bullet.

This flat head screwdriver should not exceed 13,300 RPM

I bought 5lbs of "grandparents candy" mix

These geometric mazelike patterns appearing on an inverted nipple sticker

My grandpa found war ration books in my great grandmas house

We had an ice storm in Northern Sweden last night and now everything is crunchy and beautiful.

I made Clippy

Only one drink in my drink fridge froze overnight and exploded.

Car left for 6+ mos in long term airport parking garage