Walmart now has their employees wearing body cams

Bandage after knee replacement looks like Alfred E. Neuman.

My cat’s leg looks like a fried chicken drumstick

Soap bubbles in dispenser at work

Massive Wheat

Neighbour's window with 2 bird imprints

my Garfield dictionary

Toilet paper roll has a sudoku on the wrapper

Pigeon circle pit

I was put in as a teacher in my Sophomore year of high school.

In Brazil you can bring whatever food you'd like into the theater.

My tape measure has a built in pencil sharpener

3/4 of my ikea champagne flutes have spontaneously chipped in the same spot in the same way.

The hotel I'm staying at hangs the toilet paper both ways.

Nine cent bearer bond from Sears

A pair of coins minted during the metal shortages of WWII. The American steel Penny and the Japanese clay Sen.

These are bonespurs that developed by grinding my teeth at night (bruxism). They were poking out of my gums and causing discomfort.

I found plant fossils in my sandstone pavers from Home Depot

These dimes I pulled out of a 20-year-old dryer drum in various states of being worn away to nothing

I make these spatulas from damaged cast iron skillets.