found my parents’ grocery receipt from 37 years ago tucked away in a commodore 128 software box

Pushpins are just nails dressed up in plastic for functionality.

Beer cup I got a Senor tequila (I ordered Dr Pepper)

I woke up this morning and saw my perfectly aligned water bottles

Lamp + Shelf made a batman shadow on my ceiling

Found a banana with diphallia on a local market

Cracking my thumb knuckle broke blood vessels.

Restaurant gives you option of paying cash and avoiding the CC fee

I dont grow beard on the left side of my face

my cat almost never sleeps without his stuffed llama

Ferrero Rocher treats are protected by five layers of packaging

Neighbour’s cat just resting on the doorhandle

Airport in Australia has a snake warning sign in the terminal

The urinals in this bathroom had lids

Janitor refilled the soap dispenser with 3 different soaps that separated perfeclty

This building's windows are very iPhone-ish.

The osha flowchart at my work

The pan I ordered came with an entire screwdriver just to put on the handle

Found a gold tooth while going through my late Father-in-laws things.

One eyebrow hair that refuses to grow or settle in the same direction as the others, and is still growing despite being longer than the others too