At night, my neighbour’s window glows blue and reveals a mannequin silhouette.

Only the long tiles in my driveway look wet after the rain, making a checkered pattern

At my folks house looking at a photo of my grandparents, I noticed my mum still has the cabinet thing that they had!

My pumpkin pies suggested serving is the pumpkin

This faded Halloween decoration is even more "realistic" with time

I have a plastic bag of liquid glue

My batch of 10 eggs has an odd one out

My pack of dried cherry tomatoes suggests lottery numbers between the best-by date and origin label.

One bag of lentils has 50% more protein than the other

They handed out challenge coins for Deepwater Horizon aid and clean up efforts

The American flag in this school gymnasium has an upside down star

My friend’s phone case matches the wood grain on our table and napkin (almost) perfectly

The lab where I conduct mechanical engineering experiments

In Romania/Bulgaria they sell beer in 3 litre plastic bottles.

I Got a Wheat Thick

Tesla disguised as an Audi

The size of these blueberries

Cans of pork in a butcher shop in Decatur, Indiana.

The chick next to me at the bar has a whole turkey in her purse

Eating a watermelon with a fork and got this monstrosity