Cans of pork in a butcher shop in Decatur, Indiana.

The chick next to me at the bar has a whole turkey in her purse

Eating a watermelon with a fork and got this monstrosity

This is what maple syrup poured into soy sauce looks like

This creepy blueberry pancake I made for my poor baby daughter

My incomplete fork from Taco Bell

My local pottery painting place has a "frog" planter available

Found this 4mm spanner in my black pepper

This cryptic placemat advert recently cropped up at my favorite local diner

Found this smooth piece of wood from the sea shore

I put my bread in the air fryer

I bought a shirt from Duluth Trading and it has a bear on a toilet in the woods in the pattern.

This comic I saw after opening the bag

My dad got a cashier's check for $0.02

Brush head fell off, revealing this wonder

Beef jerky bag only had one large chunk of meat

A house in my neighbourhood was flipped and they put up a retaining wall with 14 drainage holes

I accidentally asked for Whiskey and Scotch instead of Whiskey and Coke and wasn't denied

There is one house in my neighbourhood where the roof is always covered in birds

Asked for a couple of extra pickles on my Big Mac. They might’ve overdone it