The oddly specific choices for hair dye models

One reeeeaaaally long hair on my arm, oh yes it is attached

My socks in Japan have cat ball pompoms and pink embroidered cat buttholes

Battered fish fillet looks like battered whole trigger fish

just brushed my teeth with toothpaste that expired in 2001

Hosepipe was frozen this morning

Found these coupons from 1999 in a Mulan vhs case

The Queen Mary 2 stores extra propellers on the deck and calls it "Prop-Henge"

From a 1916 issue of the Yackety Yack, the University of North Carolina yearbook, a bio of the senior class’s only woman.

The shadow from my friend's pint looks like a shark

I saw 2 people fall asleep in the same position

My ring fingernail grows with a permanent groove in it

I dropped my carpenter pencil and it split in half long-ways.

"There's a hawk in the bird bath"

Men’s size 13 Hello Kitty crocs

My pretzel bag has a disclaimer

Grandmother decided our twister mat was the perfect table cloth protector

Left a pool float on our rocks, it grew its own secret garden.

My aunt’s cat regularly sits on the chair like this

Met an insect that looks exactly like a piece of leaf from afar