just brushed my teeth with toothpaste that expired in 2001

Hosepipe was frozen this morning

Found these coupons from 1999 in a Mulan vhs case

The Queen Mary 2 stores extra propellers on the deck and calls it "Prop-Henge"

From a 1916 issue of the Yackety Yack, the University of North Carolina yearbook, a bio of the senior class’s only woman.

The shadow from my friend's pint looks like a shark

I saw 2 people fall asleep in the same position

My ring fingernail grows with a permanent groove in it

I dropped my carpenter pencil and it split in half long-ways.

"There's a hawk in the bird bath"

Men’s size 13 Hello Kitty crocs

My pretzel bag has a disclaimer

Grandmother decided our twister mat was the perfect table cloth protector

Left a pool float on our rocks, it grew its own secret garden.

My aunt’s cat regularly sits on the chair like this

Met an insect that looks exactly like a piece of leaf from afar

This bathroom uses green lightbulbs

Hoarfrost outlining the strands of a spiderweb

A really festive Zaxby’s

smiley-face from 2008 Venus–Jupiter–Moon conjunction On 1 Dec 2008