I saw 2 people fall asleep in the same position

My ring fingernail grows with a permanent groove in it

I dropped my carpenter pencil and it split in half long-ways.

"There's a hawk in the bird bath"

Men’s size 13 Hello Kitty crocs

My pretzel bag has a disclaimer

Grandmother decided our twister mat was the perfect table cloth protector

Left a pool float on our rocks, it grew its own secret garden.

My aunt’s cat regularly sits on the chair like this

Met an insect that looks exactly like a piece of leaf from afar

This bathroom uses green lightbulbs

Hoarfrost outlining the strands of a spiderweb

A really festive Zaxby’s

smiley-face from 2008 Venus–Jupiter–Moon conjunction On 1 Dec 2008

Uncoated unshelled peanut butter m&m I found in a jar

My neighbour seems to have a mini bamboo forest in their yard.

Dishwasher and Dishes Turned Green

My physical book copy ordered from Amazon thanks me for buying this ebook

My granny smith apple has an ad on the sticker

This turkey shaped chocolate tells you to mail them if you want the nutritional information.