One of the entries for a gingerbread house competition was the Watergate building.

The bottle of vodka I bought has a built in light.

A car turned around in my driveway and left me some nice art.

Cockatoo with a really bad beak disease

My coworker found a can of crushed pineapple.

My car after a freeze in Washington state last night

The free "angel" ornament I received at the local Christmas market

Despite these lights being burnt out, the sign is still accurate

This tiny grass patch thriving on top of a pop up sprinkler

This plant died outside… except the branch that broke into my garage

My freezer randomly made some pacman ice

My Family’s crock pot from 1974 that’s still works perfectly.

My fortune cookie only gave advice. No fortune telling.

There was no sign for the women’s restroom at this JC Penney’s, so someone just drew this on the doorframe.

The microwave melted a hole in my butter

Car wash open Sunday, don't want use on Sunday.

The colour sample selection for my prosthetic penis

This floating icicle on my front porch

My ice cube formed a strange vertical appendage.

The worlds saddest cracker