The free "angel" ornament I received at the local Christmas market

Despite these lights being burnt out, the sign is still accurate

This tiny grass patch thriving on top of a pop up sprinkler

This plant died outside… except the branch that broke into my garage

My freezer randomly made some pacman ice

My Family’s crock pot from 1974 that’s still works perfectly.

My fortune cookie only gave advice. No fortune telling.

There was no sign for the women’s restroom at this JC Penney’s, so someone just drew this on the doorframe.

The microwave melted a hole in my butter

Car wash open Sunday, don't want use on Sunday.

The colour sample selection for my prosthetic penis

This floating icicle on my front porch

My ice cube formed a strange vertical appendage.

The worlds saddest cracker

The inside of a Galaxy bud

The remote for my new Christmas lights has a timer for 6H, 8H, and… 6639H

A generator truck is supplying our block after a power outage

[OC] Soccer field is wet so someone decided to try a shop vac

My wife found what seems to be an original 2016 Joe Exotic campaign shirt at a thrift store.

pretty butterfly landed very close to me