Little rock castle!

Samsung branded "krówki" i got at work

A hippo swam directly to me and stared at me in the zoo

Apparently bruises don’t show up under stretch marks

Playgirl magazine offered a contest to sleep with Donald Trump in August 1990.

Regular Kraft Mac and Cheese(left) calls for 8x more butter than Kraft SpongeBob Mac and cheese.

cut into an onion and it was half red half white

my new glass of crispy chilli oil has 30g less content

Local Lowe’s has 3 different brands of water fountains

My mayonnaise expiration date says the word mayo in it

This claw machine where you can win cans of soup

My local Chinese restaurant is giving out Wall Scrolls for the holidays

Came across this Volvo C304

Christmas lights on my roof reflecting through icicles

A Christmas tree at my local medical clinic made from shingles vaccine vials. The nurse who made it called it her "herpes tree".

This guy got his full sized suitcase through security to the gate and was trying to carry it on

This book I got from my kid’s doctor visit seems to imply that I might get a few more new bodies in the future

My lemonade looks like dish soap

This hair clip has a place to put your blood type

My coffee spill looks like the Americas