The text on the bottom of this box.

There were 4 lobsters in this tank and they each took a corner in a pseudo Mexican standoff looking way

Drawing a South Korean elementary school student made, pretending to be from the USA.

Some Lego cauldrons have the name Fabuland scratched out of the mold

Even malls in Saudi Arabia have snow-related decorations during winter

Target store with a permanent logo built in

People unsure if you can or can’t recycle your coffee cups

My yoghurt has different calories depending on the season (summer/winter)

A restaurant in Dallas put a whole, unsliced tomato on my plate with breakfast

This coconut looks like a sloth

A banana the size of my forearm

Found this patch with atrocious typos, while Christmas shopping.

My partner had her ultrasound today, She thinks it looks like Jesus. Due date is Dec. 21.

New scissors came in package that opens without using scissors

This doll of Vincent Van Gogh has both ears intact

The WiFi login at my urologist

This restaurant requires a code to use women’s restroom, but not men’s

A yard sale coffee mug that reveals a Skyrim reference when heated

Child draws people from her perspective--adults are just legs and torso but her same age friend has a visible face

My poorly made patch.