This coconut looks like a sloth

A banana the size of my forearm

Found this patch with atrocious typos, while Christmas shopping.

My partner had her ultrasound today, She thinks it looks like Jesus. Due date is Dec. 21.

New scissors came in package that opens without using scissors

This doll of Vincent Van Gogh has both ears intact

The WiFi login at my urologist

This restaurant requires a code to use women’s restroom, but not men’s

A yard sale coffee mug that reveals a Skyrim reference when heated

Child draws people from her perspective--adults are just legs and torso but her same age friend has a visible face

My poorly made patch.

Huge worm I saw this morning

This etiquette bell at a female bathroom in Korea

The difference in my leg colouration when first experiencing deep vein thrombosis.

My smoke detectors all started smoking at the same time after alerting.

My parking meter had 177 hours left on it

Neighbourhood park has a drop box for ticks

accidentally bought a book that belonged to Robin Williams

Left stir fry in cooler and it grew

Working as a project manager for a municipality I got to choose which buttons we wanted for our new elevator