One of my chickens has started laying long eggs

I received these two $1 bills in my tip jar at the bar that were not cut and separated

I accidentally put my daughter's Christmas bendy straw in the dish washer and it came out as just a really long regular straw.

My Miele dryer has an offset plug so as not to hog the entire outlet.

Found this family of snails on a hike.

Gas station gives a discount if you buy subway sandwiches

My local mall has one of the last open Sears

“Rogue” is spelled wrong on this Nissan Rogue I saw the other day

I received a Puzz-3D in the late 1900s, and just found and completed it.

This "Overground" station is underneath the "Underground" station.

My checkerboard socks left checkerboard sweat prints on a gym mat

This dog I saw today has a dog-shaped spot on its back

My campfire in the snow looks like a distant galaxy

The female sign in my local restaurant is just a male sign with skirt drawn on with a marker

The corkscrew on my cork looks like E.T.

Bald Eagle Chilling on the Ground with Its Breakfast

A half and half chip

Braces ligature ties over time

Ice pillar on my ice cube

I only lose the right earbud (one in case, two in ear)