Smooth peanut butter!

I broke my ankle and my flat foot healed with an arch

My hands turned pink & purple after an hour outside in -12°C with mittens on

I have to tuck my eyebrows under my hat

Condensation on my ceiling

Found this license plate where the letters correlate to the numbers

These unlabeled cans on sale at the grocery store

Volkswagen produces and sells its own branded Currywurst

Inside a palm tree

Old pill found while demoing cabinets

My local park has a vending machine for things you might have forgotten to bring

I was on an old plane that had a mirror in the tray table

The way this icicle is going down this fence at work

I drank a Guinness, left the glass outside in the rain, and the next morning it was filled with dozens of dead/dying mosquitoes.

Spotted at Euston: a cat in a backpack staring like I’m the weird one

This parking spot

A car behind me today had Kermit the Frog at the front for some reason.

Saw a wig in an elevator I was in

Was cooking some beans and spilled some. Looks like a very detailed hat.

Tag inside coat looks like worried muppet