My boss has a huge Little Debbie Christmas tree lamp in his office

Shut my thumb in my car door and the bruise goes up one nail ridge for some reason

The tab on my cat food box is in a paw shape

Found a bolt that forgot to be bolt shaped

There's a hidden Italian flag in the Lamborghini model in this Lego set

The straw hole on my soda lid is misplaced

This clock that appears to have a face

Dome light melted snow in a circle on roof of my car.

Pack of poof mints has 1 2/2 vs standard 1.

My Starburst double-pack came with 1/2 an extra

Extra puzzle piece

This workshop lamp won’t quit after 9 years and one new bulb

I found a naturally weird Milky Way, it is not crushed

Wrongly labeled crayola pencil

Apparently I got my son an ACAB puppy for Christmas

The Korean Air lounge at JFK is self service with a note that is basically just “try not to get too drunk”

6 is the least common number at the grocery store checkout

Allergy test results - apparently I’m allergic to almost everything

Official document calls an unmarried woman a “spinster”

A perfectly formed century egg