My dog’s nose prints on the windows shows where he often looks

My battery ballooned

Olive oil glows under UV light, but extra virgin glows red while light tasting glows greenish-white

They packaged my lettuce seperate from my burger

How my wife's post-shower hair towel stayed put

I juiced 2 kinds of oranges and the pulp separated in opposite ways

My toilet paper came with a baby toilet roll

Dead tree appears to have teeth/barbs inside

This perfect little dough ball my sheets made in the wash

This shape formed in my soapy water

I got two fortune cookies in one pack. (Not allergic)

This McDonalds is selling 200-piece nuggets for $79.95.

Someone got this balloon for my mother when I was born in 1997 and it’s still going strong!

One of the natural knots on this bathroom door glows bright red when the bathroom light is turned on.

These shrimp try to get into my house when it rains

The hairs on my leg grow in groups threes.

My dog has 4 thumbs in his back paws

Mario's head just continues under his Hat of this toy.

My kindergartners class work on how to tell time includes a smartphone

I have a birthmark on my arm that changes colours based on how hot or cold I am