Biscuits has way longer whiskers on the same side as his dead eye…

These candy hearts added "Goat" to the messages

Park Ranger Drives A Ranger

This butter sculpture at the PA Farm Show

My green rubber bands melted in my desk drawer, other colours are fine

These huge rolls of toilet paper that I saw at Walmart.

This bag of ice is labeled as fun size

smallest one I've ever seen (snail)

I cut open my pineapple and it had SO MANY SEEDS

I got two fortune cookies in one package~

Sonic cattle drive-in

I got an unpointed toothpick

Two mints, one package

green traffic cone

What a semester's worth of AP Calculus worksheets looks like

I picked a clementine that looks like a vagina

My local grocery store sells Oreos by the sleeve.

This restaurant has a full menu for your dogs

My lavalamp kinda looks like a stripper

Heart shaped bruise from delivery of my baby