This standalone auntie anne’s

my vial of cat whiskers

My local discount store's response to the Coin Shortage: Pay for a gift card in coins, and receive an extra 40% of that value as store credit

This Tikka Masala that used to come in a glass jar now comes in a plastic pouch and cardboard depicting glass

My Uncrustable has crust

Found a beaver lodge in the retention pond outside of my office

Found a knot in my pencil while sharpening

Found this old Disney ticket book from 81.

There are always flies outside our office window. We are on the 20th floor.

Wall mounted washing machine

Filled a new aquarium up with a gallon jug and it marked every time I put 1 gallon in it.

These instructions from peel and stick shelf liner are very inspiring

The way the final bits of my incense landed after burning

All the yolks are a different colour.

Found my standardised test scores from the 7th grade.

My Dog’s Bowl was supposed to say Worlds Best Dog but the best washed off

There’s a mid 80s Rolls Royce parked in my middle income neighborhood.

The lid of a carton of milk is accidentally attached to side rather than to the top.

I found frozen fish thrown into a pond for some reason, and then the pond froze over

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