There are always flies outside our office window. We are on the 20th floor.

Wall mounted washing machine

Filled a new aquarium up with a gallon jug and it marked every time I put 1 gallon in it.

These instructions from peel and stick shelf liner are very inspiring

The way the final bits of my incense landed after burning

All the yolks are a different colour.

Found my standardised test scores from the 7th grade.

My Dog’s Bowl was supposed to say Worlds Best Dog but the best washed off

There’s a mid 80s Rolls Royce parked in my middle income neighborhood.

The lid of a carton of milk is accidentally attached to side rather than to the top.

I found frozen fish thrown into a pond for some reason, and then the pond froze over

This chocolate contains zero chocolate

Pocket knives can be bought at the airport and taken on the plane in Germany

I boiled carrots last night for dinner. The water turned green overnight.

This beach has a shark bite kit

This keyboard has 'PANIC' keys.

This magazine in my Doctors office waiting room is from 2001

The 3 in this building number was installed upside down and backwards

Infinity onion ring

My tomato looks like it has a fish eye (it was a water bubble over a bacterial dark spot)