I finally found the answer to where all the missing socks go - caught in the purgatory of the washing machine.

My Dentist has a National Geographic from 1988

This blueberry has a perfect pentagon inside a pentagon

Kids jacket with the coordinates of Area 51

The former owner of my house buried guns and silver in the yard that I keep finding.

The office access card from a coworker, who smokes in his home office, next to mine

This Phone on a Car on a 50 mph road that somehow didn’t slip

In Czech republic, we have hot dog brand called literally "Strippers". You have to strip the wrap before use.

Bar near me specifically bans Tap Out and Affliction brands

This is seasoning. It improves the taste. A few dashes are sufficient.

I made Frankentoast to keep my toast from burning

Taco Bell sealed my Baja Blast

My 2004 tech still working 22 years later

Pulled apart a dead grill lighter, and there was a normal lighter inside.

Grouping of dead yellow jackets inside of old grill. No signs of nest or hive at all.

Northern California grocery store will give you a free tote bag in exchange for pennies

This self-prohibiting road sign in Idaho

This was in a stationery kit that I ordered. What does it mean

Just realised today that I have the same spot on either leg where hair doesn't grow

SD card just has micro SD card inside