Mum is using toothpaste that expired January 15,1988

Snow hiding the definition of these stairs

The AI use policy for my Philosophy class

The game box art accidentally matches my windowsill

I found a long single white hair growing from my right earlobe

Plants that exploded during the Texas freeze

Snow doesn't stick to my neighbour's yard

This Kit Kat has one of the wafers the wrong way round

I found a 64 inch icicle hanging from my roof

This customer's wallet

This bandaid that got past QC

This Burger king with the ‘50’s decor

A bird fell in the snow in my backyard

Every cat I’ve owned has been obsessed with this corner, they’ve clawed the paint off

Southwest boarding numbers being removed the night before they switch to assigned seating

My gloves are black but look red when you look at them through my sunglasses

The chocolate made a mini kiss hidden inside.

So much snow that not even Waffle House is open.

My cup is leaking THROUGH the wall because it's broken but only slightly

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