My gloves are black but look red when you look at them through my sunglasses

The chocolate made a mini kiss hidden inside.

So much snow that not even Waffle House is open.

My cup is leaking THROUGH the wall because it's broken but only slightly

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The way this chocolate bar is divided

Costco Australia uses pork hot dogs

Instead of a physical model, this museum uses a 2D model to show the size of a domestic cat. Despite it being a room full of dead felines.

my cats ate half of their food

This Bolt scooter I found is missing almost everything

Apparently Waffle House has different menus based on weather conditions including snow storms, hurricanes, and other natural disasters.

My girlfriend makes a salad just to put on her pizzas.

The way the snow melted on my car looks like a wet towel.

Icicle I found hanging from my roof

Age of the winter season, each layer a snow storm

Neighbour makes snow murals on trees

I found a Redbox in the wild that was never removed (San Diego,CA)

My car left a near perfect impression on the snow

Someone gave my kid this Santa-faced $2 bill which is legal tender

This old marker we found at work