Adopted a new puppy

Airport security left a billy club in my golf bag

I bought a lamp

Deer came up to me in my yard and followed me around like a puppy, so I gave him some apples.

The oxycodone bottle the hospital gave me after a surgery has tamper tape on it

Moved our bed to find a piece of grass growing out of a hidden outlet.

I went on a walk and found an arm

Had my water on a super slow drip in my garage and over a day or two this icicle formed.

Colour difference in ceiling tiles between smoking (left) and non-smoking (right) areas

Saw the Shamwow guy was running for Congress, TX

I narrowly avoided a house fire today

Our neighbours built an igloo (Virginia)

I won this Night At The Museum 2 Watch as a kid from a Cartoon Network contest

Aluminum foil I use to block the light directly outside my window has somehow gotten more and more holes over time (4 months)

A unicorn-shaped faucet...

The deer in town are pretty comfortable with themselves

Both of my hair brushes snapped in half on the same day

Weight before and after "dry January". (78.9kg to 75.4kg)

Colourful Igloo I made from snow and ice

Half of my official Pikachu plush turns orange under purple lights.