The box in my garage for storage.

My wife slices bagels in 5 for the maximum topping enjoyment.

I have two small uvulas instead of one big

The skin of a salak fruit look like I've cracked a dragons egg

This Trash Truck that says to leave an American Football Field distance between cars

This bodega cat napping in the chips

(Content warning) I got pins put in my finger because I broke it

Snow naturally formed this garland situation on my parents' deck. It’s holding that shape on its own.

Stain looks like a fantasy map

Found this ice sickle

Friend tried to throw cigarette butt in ashtray 1 metre away in -20°C... It got stuck.

colour-matched my kid’s birthday cake frosting to their bedroom wall

IKEA Drilled a knot out and filled with a peg

The difference in size for medical gasses to travel around a hospital

Local nail salon still has Gamestop window dressing

My olive oil froze in my living room

The ice patch on my deck kind of looks like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

The new AirBorne Immunity gummies have about 53% of the original vitamins, but the recommended dosage is still 3 a day!

Hotel gives free beer every day you skip house-keeping

This entirely white peacock in my mom’s neighborhood