Friend tried to throw cigarette butt in ashtray 1 metre away in -20°C... It got stuck.

colour-matched my kid’s birthday cake frosting to their bedroom wall

IKEA Drilled a knot out and filled with a peg

The difference in size for medical gasses to travel around a hospital

Local nail salon still has Gamestop window dressing

My olive oil froze in my living room

The ice patch on my deck kind of looks like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

The new AirBorne Immunity gummies have about 53% of the original vitamins, but the recommended dosage is still 3 a day!

Hotel gives free beer every day you skip house-keeping

This entirely white peacock in my mum’s neighbourhood

The amount of coriander my wife likes on her street tacos

The Grubhub bots on my campus take the same routes so often that their tyre marks are visible

Noticed a square grease blob in my spaghetti bolognese

A Spoon, Fork, and Chopsticks in one; Chorporksticks

People pushing the flooring away from these leaning seats in the Parisian metro

After many washes, letters are starting to appear on my mug

My beard oil ate through the rubber stopper

A cool blue orchid I found in a supermarket

My wife’s anti-anxiety prescription has two different pills in it.

Found on my local transit, which is also free today. Happy 113th birthday, Rosa Parks!