Nipple Measure Tool

My fruit snacks did not get separated and all fell into one bag.

I groomed a severely matted dog. Maybe sheared is a better word.

I think I used up all my luck on eggs today. 5 double yolk egg in a row

American-made pills no longer feature "product of USA" and are now proudly Canadian

This was calculator battery situation during my finals a couple of years ago

Geography book has a city on it’s side

This racoon that swam past me

The shadow cast by the (apparently transparent) lenses of my glasses

I found a knife perfectly imprinted into the bottom of my delivered subway sandwich…

Squirrel fell off my roof into two feet of snow

Before and after large fibroid removal

One of the pepper grinders at this restaurant is filled with allspice berries instead of black pepper

My water glass turned into a prism

I got some free playing cards because apparently I was on the first flight from Taipei to Phoenix

Airplane has no markings, logos, or graphics.

A random bike in amsterdam.

The way the melting snow is slowly ribboning off my neighbour's roof

Found a barcode in my soup

My parents have a matchbook from the 90’s with a bounty for Osama bin Laden.