My table tonight once had a FedEx Van drive through it

My Parent's Apple iPod and Dell DJ

this tiny juke box requires two different types of batteries

Wall of eggs at a grocery store in Mexico City

Valentine decorations at the Japanese restaurant we went to tonight

Cottage cheese filled exactly to the top

my roommate padlocked his towel

At least I am consistent in the way I tear a paper towel

One of my students writes in comic sans

A Keurig coffee pod and a BBQ sauce cup are exactly the same size

Walked past a Kevin from The Office look-alike contest today and took a picture of the winner

Car in front of me rearranged car model letters

The fire department accidentally left behind a fire axe after clearing out our building.

The frosting to cake ratio at my nephew’s birthday party.

This is how much loose skin my dog has around his neck

I’m watching the superbowl at a movie theatre

Down Syndrome Barbies I was gifted for my birthday

My teenager daughter and nephew carved a potaTOE

I found my doppelganger on a restaurant wall in Oregon.

I dropped my phone in some magnetic sand…