The fire department accidentally left behind a fire axe after clearing out our building.

The frosting to cake ratio at my nephew’s birthday party.

This is how much loose skin my dog has around his neck

I’m watching the superbowl at a movie theatre

Down Syndrome Barbies I was gifted for my birthday

My teenager daughter and nephew carved a potaTOE

I found my doppelganger on a restaurant wall in Oregon.

I dropped my phone in some magnetic sand…

my hair got caught in the teeth of my zipper

This Toothbrush Matches the Bathroom Tiles, Perfectly

The last Sears on the West Coast & 1 of only 5 in the US (Concord, CA)

The bar near my apartment literally gives you a free beer once a day, no strings

The security code to my gift card is 1234

My wife made this adorable giraffe for her nephew

This old piece of pottery found in a river has the Radiation symbol on it

Found this little cave dug into the snow bank in the back of a grocery sore parking lot

My neighbour’s dryer vent is forming a stalagmite

Thrift store drawing made 22 years before I was born that looks like me with as broody fisherman

My Cadbury crème egg came with no crème :(

My library receipt says I’ve saved over $73,000